...THERE WAS MUSH!!!
This is, in fact, true. Having been here since the beginning of time, I would like to welcome you to my world. It is a fanciful world filled with original adventures of all kinds, and I am forced to take you on these adventures with me. There will be sad adventures, like the tale of the Provider. There will be angry adventures, such as a troublesome brew who refuses to part with it's cap. There will be happy adventures as well, like that time that I was drinking beer and smoking cigarettes...I was quite a threat. But most of all there will be nonsense. This nonsense is unlike any other: one moment you will be learning new useless information that enlightens and broadens the mind, and the next I will be standing over you with a shovel asking you how you feel. You see, it's all a game, ladies and gentlemen, and the quality of your reading depends entirely on your ability to play the game. And I...play the game.
